I just went on facebook and this guy posted a status saying
“THERE’S A REASON MERMAIDS WENT EXTINCT THEY DON’T HAVE ANY GENITALS.”
That’s the first time he’s posted anything in 3-4 years.
Tell me she doesn’t look like her. Come on. It was crazy.
I bought my prom ticket today.
It’s a slab of metal on a key ring.
And it’s sharp enough to LITERALLY SLICE AN APPLE.
My boyfriend tried it with his earlier. Then he accidentally cut his finger a little bit.
What happened to laminated pieces of paper? At least those weren’t built for killing.
