My boyfriend and I developed the hypothesis that if I just didn’t talk to Taco for the day, she’d get all moody. We were right. We got to talking about how I really don’t like school this year because I’m tired of always feeling lonely and as though people view me as an outcast when I try so hard to fit in, so we started this little experiment where instead of hanging out...
So apparently there’s more people that think my boyfriend’s just plain ugly than I thought. But I think he’s completely gorgeous, so that’s all that matters, right? Right? I don’t think he’s ugly at all…but for some reason a lot of other people do. It bugs me. Who are they to judge him? They’re ugly with their turd moods. :P
One of the top things that bugs me about my...
He does the dishes. That’s my job. I get PAID to do the dishes. He’s such a freak.
Plays are for gays.
I’m aware that three of my cousins are very much into plays…but seriously. My boyfriend is currently in two productions. Drummer for Annie, and an actor for whatever the school’s next lame play is. It seems like he’s purposely trying to get himself so busy, he won’t have time to ever see me at all. His plan seems to be working, too… I used to love plays! :D...
I love how everyone's always drawing pictures of...
…but I’ve never seen lovey pictures of Finn and Princess Bubblegum before. o.o
It’s that kind of sick where you just don’t feel comfortable. My nose is mostly clear, but my neck feels are sore and gross, and my body feels so achy. Oh, and my period started today, so that’s awesome. I really can’t wait for marching band to be over, now. This is what I dread every year. Being sick all the time. And probably 90% of the time when I get sick this time of...
What’s with all the rejects flipping off the camera in defaults on all sorts of different sites? Some girls try to look pretty…but then I notice the finger and I’m like, ‘well you look like just buckets of fun…’ Seriously, what is the purpose? You don’t give a fuck? That’s nice to know, but I don’t need to be offended every time I see your...
I saw a tiny frog hopping around inside my house,...
Hey, I don’t like frogs at ALL. And he belongs outside. The little scary bastard…
Dear Period, Please pick a freaking week to happen and stick to it. Kthanks.
When my child turns 11 I am going to write them a...
mentallywandering: acciomywand: Is it sad that I’ve already got a half filled storage bin filled with ‘magic books’ for just such an occasion? This person is amazing. xD
A song, from Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann. →
I CAN FREAKING PLAY THIS ON MY FLUTE, NOW! I’M SO HAPPY!!!!!
Every year on 9/11...
I feel extremely weird. I don’t feel mournful or anything. It’s like my mind doesn’t believe it actually happened. I know how tragic it is and everything, but when I think about the event, I’ve got nothing. :P
So, that poo-pile hoe girl I keep ranting about… I decided that I’d give her a chance again since she was back with her old boyfriend again and not a threat to me really…but she was stupid and didn’t wear warm clothes when it was obviously going to get cold out, so my boyfriend had to lend her his expensive hoodie…and continued to wear it when she left with half the...
Okay, seriously. What is my sister’s boyfriend doing to her? I used to think she looked a tad fat just because she always ate my food that was directly marked “JAMIE” on it in huge fat letters, but now she’s gotten more of a stomach. If I was some random person on the street, I might think she had a baby bump. But no…hopefully not…
Ramblings of a Self Proclaimed Derp: Disney Fact ! →
disney-facts-mistakes: disney-facts-mistakes: The film was originally titled “The Frog Princess”. Disney changed several key elements to the film after receiving numerous complaints of racial insensitivity. Besides retitling the picture to avoid the implication that the first African-American Disney princess was somehow ugly or animal, the lead character’s name changed from Maddy to Tiana...
"Fuck me in the backseat."
It’s statuses like these that hoe-girl posts on facebook that make her hoe-girl. She’s lucky I’m nice enough to keep her name secret and cover it with more suitable names. :P
Oh dear tumblr, I just can never be happy, can I? lol So, the hoe girl got back with her old boyfriend and even though she complains constantly about how he doesn’t care, she’s just being a whining jerk because seriously, he might not seem like it to her, but he does. Otherwise he wouldn’t have taken her stupid butt back after she dumped him all emotionally and flirted with a...
Ryan just called Anouck "sweetie."
Gross, you future rapist! I hate when people in close age call the other “hun” or “sweetie” or “deary”…You ain’t old! lol When you’re a significant age past the person you’re talking to, then fine.
I hate when I get a song stuck in my head,
but I don’t know the words yet, so I just hear gibberish.
My sister needs to just move the fuck out already. And her girly boyfriend’s constant presence in my house? TOTALLY LAME. And instead of just talking like normally people, they’re always whispering. Because they do it so often, I’ve gained the ability to feel very angry or annoyed when ever I hear it. And they kiss all obnoxiously all the time. HELLO!!! SOME PEOPLE WANNA LIVE...
My heart just dropped. That hoe I mentioned a few days ago just announced she’s not single anymore, but she said she won’t say who. Pleeeease don’t be who I hope it’s not! xP If it isn’t him, I can finally rest easy. :) If it is him, I’m gonna die.
I may feel depressed now, but hopefully when I’m old and ready to die, I’ll be able to look back at my life and smile thinking of how lucky I was to know the people I know and have the things I do.
When all feels hopeless,
I love coming on tumblr and seeing people that agree with my posts. Makes me feel like mario when ever he defeats bowser. Yesss! ^ (I was looking for a more appropriate mario picture, but I like pedo bear, so this will do, somehow.)
I sometimes wish I could be as lucky as Tohru Honda from Fruits Basket. She’s happy with what she has and accepts what she doesn’t.
The episode of iCarly...
with the peewee babies… made me hate iCarly even more. Bitch.
Please don’t storm, please don’t storm… …sun? Awll riight!! :D (I just had a moment like this)
There’s jealousy when you’re single, and jealousy when you’re in a relationship. I love my boyfriend. It’s just that he’s part of a certain small group of boys that I’ve always thought were cool, and when I started dating him, the group accepted me and I felt amazing. There’s about 5 guys in the group, and two of them I’ve just always enjoyed as...
pinkel: am i the only person who loved furbies and still feels giddy when i see one? I feel the same way! :D
Guess what world!!!
I have money again!! It’s only $26, but I fucking have money again!!! :’D
It’s kind of cute that my sister finally found a boyfriend and a friend period, but seriously, why must they always whisper all annoyingly when I’m home. Why isn’t she moved out yet?? The questions that haunt me…-_-”
outofsnappleandbored: xjmaex: Honestly, I feel a bit sad when I read facebook status updates about how their boyfriend bought or did something extremely romantic for them, because my boyfriend barely has a romantic bone in his body. :I Really? I’d get annoyed if my boyfriend was like that all the time :U Well, if Alex was more romantical at least some of the time, that’d be...
Bricks were shat.
Cheated by using the double whistle method in Super Mario Bros 3 to reach level 8. Just about shat bricks when I discovered how intense it is.