November 2011
"Trick or treating my senior year? Hellz ya!"
Okay betch, don’t go bragging about trick or treating at ANY age unless you actually dress the hell up and actually go up to the doors with your friends and ASK for the damn candy and COLLECT it.
It’s not trick or treating if you don’t wear a costume because you claim you only had 6 hours notice that you were going (betch, you can make a costume out of anything. ANYTHING.), and...
October 2011
"This week suxs. lol"
Gtfo my friends list. How did you even get on there? Ew.
You know what's really stupid?
I’m dating Alex, and he’s okay (appearance-wise).
But during the summer of 2010, I flirted with this guy over text from June to September and he used to greet me in the morning with, “good morning, beautiful!” He comforted me whenever Alex was making me sad, but I was too blind to just go for him instead of Alex. He’s also taller than me.
He’s a druggy,...
So, chairs in band in the flute section.
In the first row it’s Katie (junior, but she probably is the best), Kayla (freshman, I love her but it’s my fault I helped her so much with her scales before the test), Me, Brittany (also freshman, but I like her too and see doesn’t seem to be a threat to me), Emily (the other senior).
Then in the second row 6th chair, it starts with Maddie, a freshman. She has always been first...
I can feel it, again.
I’m extremely annoyed with Alex, but part of me wants to wimp out and put my troubles aside and forgive him.
BUT HE MADE ME SO MAD I CRIED DURING HALF THE LUNCH PERIOD IN ONE OF THE BATHROOM STALLS.
But I love him. He’s really sweet and nice half of the time.
But I hate him the other half of the time because he doesn’t respect my feelings and tries to make me feel bad for...
Did you know...
In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants – even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet.
Now that I think about it,
Zakk is sort of like the big brother I always wished I had.
He talks to me when I’m sad, offers to beat up girls I dislike and my boyfriend whenever he’s being a douche…
yeah.
“The best way to screw up your life is to listen to others when they tell you how to live it”
That’s the status that Zakk just posted.
Funny thing is, we were just discussing how Alex doesn’t listen to anybody when I want to try to change him and get him to quit treating me like I’m just that one girl he knows while he talks to any other girl…and says he wants...
You make me want to get fat and lower my expectations on life.
Zakk: “it sounds like he has a case of Cranial Rectal Inversion Syndrome”
Me: What’s that?
Zakk: “its smart talk for he has his head up his ass”
Oh Zakk, you know how to make me laugh even when I wanna donkey punch my boyfriend and rape him with plastic. :)
I don’t have to cry, the sky is doing it for me.
(He texted his friend’s potential girlfriend saying he wanted to have a staring contest with her nipples. This is just over the edge. :[)
I hate material couples because I’m partially jealous.
And by material couples, I mean the ones that buy stuff for one another all the time as if the have a money factory in their basements. Roses, chocolate, dates, clothes, stuffed animals, tickets…stuff like that.
“All you need is love.”
A ton of people would totally hate this post but…
I’m sick of all the annoying fat people and their constant complaining.
“Skinny girls aren’t the only ones who can like what they wear!”
Yo, idiot…
You know what, just reading the quote it enough to possibly get my response.
If you hate your appearance so much, quite bitching, put down your fries, and get to...
Some girls think I’m insane to be so happy whenever I get my period.
I say it reminds me how lucky I am not to be one of the preggo bitches at my school. There’s like…4 or something, right now. EW.
