221bec: professionalmisandrist: What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
Alex thinks that it’s stupid when people make tumblr posts where they keep making updates on what’s happening and thinks it isn’t funny at all. Reasons why I forbid him from ever joining tumblr.
My aunt is currently lecturing me about how since my dad and I don’t spend every waking moment together and eat meals together and watch movies together than our relationship is just over and whatnot. Like sorry I have a job and he has a job and we have better things to do with our time after getting out of work sheesh.
They should make us take a class in school that teaches us about all of the different animals we share the earth with. Like seriously just teach us about the good ones and the bad ones and the ones to watch out for and what to do if you come in contact with the dangerous ones and what to do if a dangerous one strings/bites you and all that stuff. I don’t care if you live in a subdivision and...
tashucashew said: Awesome! - I’m nervous about the tray line part because it’s so important to know what diets are and aren’t allowed to have but the rest I should be perfectly okay. —- tashucashew said: Somethings start on tumblr, some on reddit, somethings elsewhere, but not everything comes from reddit…/’sigh’ - I find it most annoying when the original poster is...
After hours of Calcifer continuously mounting Hampton and humping him, Hampton is finally taking a stand. Like he looks pretty pissed. He’s screaming and hopping around and nipping at Calcifer. …Calcifer is still purring and wiggling his butt at him though. Calcifer likes them feisty.
charosy: Plankton taught me that it is okay to be in love with your computer
I think it’s really annoying when something from tumblr is posted on something like reddit and then people I know will act like they saw it first and think I’m dumb for thinking it was originally from somewhere as dumb as tumblr. You don’t know man you just don’t know.
I’m getting trained on another job at work next month. A job that requires knowing how to portion things correctly and knowing how to count carbs and knowing the specifics on all the diets during tray line. My hard work and positive attitude is paying off quite nicely.
mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google
So just for kicks I went on Hollister to check out what they had in their clearanced swim (since really I shouldn’t be spending any more money especially on clothes at least until next payday) and it turns out they brought back a swim top I really wanted 2 months ago and they only had one left and it was in my size to I snatched it up right away. With shipping it costed $27 but DAMN...
i made a new friend on the plane
niggaimdeadass: dis us this us actin crazy smooches to u hataz ewwww y’all ugly dis us sleep of course we cute we black
henryandhisbrain: Dear Yahoo, If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages. If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk. Regards Tumblr Users
I used to hate my acne, then after a while I just kind of gave up on hating it because even if I do hate it, that’s not going to magically give me clear skin. Acne’s just a part of being a teenager, and another reason why I can’t wait to stop being one.
Sometimes I give Marcelle compliments on how cute she is. Sometimes I’ll walk into the room and tell her that she needs to hit the gym because she needs to lose some pounds. PLURAL Marcelle.
It happened. This is my 20,009th post. I said I was going to miss when I reached my 20k post and not realize it until 10 posts later, and I pretty much did.
I hate when people advertise that you should start a conversation with them because they’re bored but ONLY if you can hold a conversation and they don’t want one word answers and then you start talking to them and you only get one word answers out of them. Wut.
Sometimes I like to go on ebay and just scroll down my list of purchased items once I’ve gotten them all in the mail and just think ‘man, I own all of this stuff.’
ebuddies: call my dick gatsby bc its great
grungeisde4d: this is really selfish but why can’t mental illness be like any other kind of sickness where you go to hospital and your loved ones come and give you flowers and tell you that they love you and hold your hand and make sure you get better why doesn’t that happen instead of awkward silences and embarrassing tears and messy bedsheets and a bunch of other stuff no one actually talks...
nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you...
I’m watching the second to last episode of season 2 of The Vampire Diaries and Caroline and Tyler are being all cute again and all I can think is ‘DON’T LET THAT SWEET PIECE OF ASS GET AWAY CAROLINE.’