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I Regret Nothing.


My boyfriend’s ex contacted him at 2am the other night to tell him that she gave birth to her spawn the day before.

They dated for about 2 years, he dumped her over 2 years ago for multiple reasons (one being that she cheated on him), and she still thinks that he remotely cares about her and her life even though he makes it very clear that he’s moved on and she’s dated countless guys after they split up. She contacts him here and there to complain about stuff he doesn’t care about and insists that he does care and that I’m just trying to keep him away from her.

She contacted him at 2am. He responded with “neat.”


Old Scooby Doo Frames KILL ME


"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job


"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive


my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond


"Learn to take a joke"

Yeah learn to make one